Sparky's Blues - song

This is another older song I have revamped for uke.

Well, her left breast tattoo

said "Wanted Dead of Alive."

She got it in Cleveland

back in 1965.

Her slinky fishnet stockings

had seen a time or two.

They had these great big holes

where the milky white poked through.

And I was really really drunk,

so you can understand

why I said, "God Bless, Mrs. Robinson!

I believe you found your man."

The wrinkles on her face

went down to Chinatown,

but I was broken up.

I was feeling down.

Her grandma hands were something like

some kind of awful dream,

and when she held me close

she smelled like Aspercreme.

And I was really really drunk,

so you can understand

why I said, "God Bless, Mrs. Robinson

I believe you found your man."

Well the lovin's double good

from women twice your age,

and tigers get pissed off

when you keep them in their cage.

Did I do the deed?

Did I play that show?

Well beggars can't be choosers.

That's all you need to know.

And I was really really drunk,

so you can understand

why I said, "God Bless, Mrs. Robinson

I believe you found your man."