02/14/2012

There's a box of chocolates someone will buy,
a bunch of roses gonna make someone cry.
There's a man and a woman engaged in a kiss.
Then there's me watching all of this.

And I sing, "oooooooh eeeeeeee.
What about me?
Oooooooh eeeeeeee.
What about me?"

The I realize I'm not alone.
Plenty of people never use their phone.
They're sitting and watching on Valentine's Day,
hoping that someone comes walking their way.

We sing "Oooooooh eeeeeeee.
What about me?
Oooooooh eeeeeeee.
What about me?"

So to all of you uglies, hopeless opressed,
crazies and schizos, severely depressed.
I need your attention. Please form a line.
Because I have a question...would you be mine?

This one time
would you be mine?
This one time
would you be mine?